Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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