On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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