So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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