Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Blood and glitter go together right?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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