the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
