Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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