Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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