Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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