please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Randomize
