If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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