we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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