so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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