I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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