what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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