I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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