I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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