Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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