bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's rum buckets o'clock
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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