She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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