My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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