is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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