Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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