Ambien. No doubt about it.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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