I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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