Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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