Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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