Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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