i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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