"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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