did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Randomize
