What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize