she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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