I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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