I wish I only lived at night.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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