Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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