Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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