Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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