she was so not down for the gang bang
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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