Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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