am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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