32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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