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If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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