You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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