so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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