I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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