yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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