you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Two words: blizzard sex
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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