I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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