...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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