I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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