Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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