you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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