So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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