Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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