Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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