only if we run a train.
done.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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